(image by Eric Hamilton.)
Unconfirmed rumours came across the Blather desk this morning that bad-boy BBC Radio DJ Tim Westwood may have realised that he’s actually white. All-round Blingmaster and Blather.net Correspondent Filthy Hack reports.
Hack says: ‘The alleged incident is reported to have occured in a late-night Soho club, just off Dean St. Eyewitnesses state that Westwood was ‘avin’ it large’ in the (name withheld for legal reasons – ed.) club with several friends and assorted media students when Westwood’s account of how he ‘iz de man’ and furthermore how he was ‘bare cool, word to yo sista’ was interrupted by a nearby native of Brixton, who puzzled by Westwood’s behaviour is reported to have said ‘Chief, you’re whiter than flock of fuckin’ sheep in a snowstorm’ and that furthermore Westwood was ‘nothing more than the modern equivalent of Smashie and Nicey’. Finally the man added that the DJ should strongly consider ‘shuttin’ the fuck up’ before someone actually did ‘bust a cap’ in his ‘skinny white ass’.
More as we get it.
Westwoood in action
Who is Tim Westwood? Why, ask the Urban Dictionary of course.