Deaf couple’s violent shagging wakes the neighbours

Oh dear Heavens, (wipes tear from eye) it appears that the frantic rutting of a deaf couple in Roger Revelle College, USA was so ‘cacophanous’, that it awoke an entire dorm of neighbours and elicited a spate of phone calls to local authorities who were concerned that someone may have been doing something odd with a cow.

The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, “I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot.” According to Zipelli, “It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’”
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. “All her suite-mates were awake,” said Zipelli. “They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.”

and then, wait for it, the killer line:

Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a “deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands.”

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Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.