God Hates Ireland! Ireland laughs at Fred Phelps!

WooHOOO! Everybody’s favourite fire and brimstone preaching shirt-lifter, Fred Phelps, has finally gotten around to chucking his hilarious ire and rancour at us paddy’s. Well begorrah behob, musha man and divil alive but we have truly taken our place amongst the community of nations now, eh? Who needs the feckin’ Commonwealth?
Fred says:

It begins to look like the fags and fag-enablers of the Literary & Historical Society of the University College Dublin have devised devices against me – phrased another way – they have contrived a plot – or conspiracy – to lure me to Dublin, Ireland, to speak at their 153rd Session on the subject of “Gay Adoption” – and then to arrest me for the crime of violating their law entitled, The Prohibition of Incitement to Hatred Act… zzzzzzzz.
Oh I’m sorry are you still there?

Anyway, it’s nice to know that Fred and the gang took some time out from whacking off over pictures of teenage boys to cast some o’ that biblical rage our way. I particularly enjoyed the fact that these hillbillies are so monumentally stupid that they can’t even find the pound sign on their keyboards: ‘Fine that man 10,000 lbs and 2 years in jail for each offense.’
Cost of a domain name? £30. Cost of setting up site? £50. Exposing yourself as an ignorant, inbred, illiterate pillowbiter for all the world to see? Priceless.
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Damien DeBarra was born in the late 20th century and grew up in Dublin, Ireland. He now lives in London, England where he shares a house with four laptops, three bikes and a large collection of chairs.

12 comments

  1. It’s about time Phelps took on Ireland. You Irish are having much too much fun for him to sit still for that! Keep reading to find the information Phelps doesn’t want you to know. (I love writing this!)
    Google: LOVING GOD’S HATE and ADDICTED TO HATE to read two devastating exposes of Phelps and his Merry Little Pranksters.
    A few of the items are: several of Phelps’ estranged children publicly accuse him of severe and constant abuse; the details of Phelps’ disbarment by both the Kansas Supreme Court and the Federal Courts for repeated unethical conduct; the details of several successful lawsuits against Phelps for large unpaid bills. One suit was by a candy vendor who was owed more than $5,000. The report further states Phelps made his children sell the candy door to door until late into the evening and in bad weather. The pressure to sell was so great some of the children stole money to keep from being abused.
    Even though these exposes have been on the internet for years, and despite several of Phelps’ children being attorneys, Phelps has never sued the Capitol-Journal!
    My suggestion is this. Tell Phelps you need help burning 20 fags. I am sure he will rush right over. He doesn’t need to know you are talking about cigarettes. Then give the Calvinistic fart a kick in the &@#, and tell him the Irish are, and will remain free, thank you very much!

  2. Damien,
    Luv, I have been tracking this hateful bunch on the net since May of 1998. I do agree that the phelps hate cult are as dumb as a mud fence but I must correct you about one thing.
    I have yet to see a home computer keyboard here in America that has the pound (£) sign on them. Bloody hell! The keyboard I am typing this posting with does not have one on it. The only reason I was able to place this sign here was to “Cut” and “Paste” it from your posting into this posting.
    Now there might be business computer keyboards (Banks, Stock Brokers and so forth.) here in America that have the £ sign on them. But I have yet to see one on a home computer unless that computer owner went out of his/her way to get one.
    So. Yes! The phelps bunch are as crazy as hell and need to be locked up for life. But do not call anyone names because they did not use a sign for British Pounds Sterling (£) that is not there to use.
    Do your computer keyboards there have the American $ sign on them. If they do not, do I get to call you names for not using what you do not have to use? NO! I do not anymore then you can towards me or others that do not have the £ to use.
    Thank you and Be Well.
    Lady Donna Marie Royce

  3. I’ve done some research on the Westboro Baptist Church and I don’t consider any of your cheap personal insults (“ignorant, inbred, illiterate pillowbiter”) to apply to them. They have some extreme religious views which are shared by approximately no-one else, sure. But they raise an interesting point about Europe: under “incitement to hatred…” laws they would be prosecuted for speech crimes for expressing their religion openly.

  4. Actually if you hold alt and type 0163 you get the £ symbol on most US keyboards and yes the $ symbol is on european keyboards

  5. woo go damo dats de spirit day wer on d jermy kyle show and wen i seen it it really P****d me off and you make a brilliant point about it woo go damo wooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Im from Irish Descent you Irish hatin fags. giv me your addresses and ill come and kick ya Irish Hatin Butts RIGHT NOW!!! Im prepared to hunt each and every one of you down and have a nice chat.

  7. Good idea Patrick, but I tried that and NO JOY!
    “Actually if you hold alt and type 0163 you get the £ symbol on most US keyboards and yes the $ symbol is on european keyboards”
    “Posted by: Patrick at August 10, 2007 1:57 PM”
    Sorry I did not get back to this sooner but between working at the MN Renaissance Festival, moving, my computer dying and I could not afford a good used one till last week.
    I have just finished getting everything back the way I want it to work and started checking my postings and saw your answer.
    I think “Microsoft” might have fixed what they might see as a glitch with being able to do as you suggest. Because “Windows 2000, ME and XP” will not even let me try this.
    Lady Royce

  8. notice how these fanatics always go to soldier’s funerals and protest, i think the whole world should show up for fred’s death when he croaks
    I will personally be there with a sign reading:
    “Payback’s a Bitch Fred”

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