Who could have known that the story of Ireland’s Taoiseach Bertie Ahern’s solicitors Frank Ward & Co. threatening politics.ie into silence would take this truly shocking twist? Frank Ward, the Senior Managing Partner (capital S, capital M, capital P) and Founder (capital F) of Frank Ward & Company, Solicitors (capital F, capital W, capital C, capital S) has been found dead following a horrific incident on his Kilkenny ostrich farm!
Frank’s Company (capital C) was Founded (with a capital F) in 1981 and represented Fianna Fail in the McCracken Tribunal and Flood Tribunal, and currently represents Fianna Fail in the Mahon Tribunal and the Moriarty Tribunal.
Blather.net has been told all the details of his sad demise, and our hearts go out to his next of kin on this bitter evening.
Apparently, Frank had been inspecting the [noun deleted for legal reasons] on his ostrich farm, a rather gruelling task, and as it happened the quite [adjective deleted for legal reasons] ostriches had just [verb deleted for legal reasons] the [noun deleted for legal reasons], and Frank just happened to be standing where the [subject deleted for legal reasons] was going to [verb deleted for legal reasons] into the [object deleted for legal reasons]. Needless to say, the shit hit the [second half of sentence deleted for legal reasons]. What a way to go.