Month: September 2008

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(image by Liquer Felix used under Creative Commons license) From the creators of the multi-billion dollar game franchise 'The Crims' and 'Crim City', comes the next stage in massively multiplayer online gaming - WHORE. Ten years in development, WHORE represents a sea-change in gaming experience where you assume the role of an all-seeing, all-knowing pimp-deity who controls the reproductive rights of a sexually miseducated teenage girl. WHORE's unique online community of user-created avatars can be shared and compared, allowing you to pitch your carefully nurtured high-class call girl against your fellow players' violent crack-ho. Log on The next evolution in gaming is upon us. From the mind of Count O'Blather, the creator of The Crims, comes WHORE, an epic journey that takes you from the origin and evolution of a nascent 'lady of the night' through the development of serious drug addiction and sexual slavery all the way to an...

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A mere two hours after the ignition of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Geneva, a giant army of chocolate-eating zombies has reportedly swept across Switzerland and over the border from Basel into Germany where outbreaks of apologetic biting and collaborative law-making have been reported in cities from Munich to Hamburg. 'Toblerooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone' Further to the panic reported in the streets of Switzerland and Germany, French authorities have prepared themselves for the onslaught of toblerone-devouring yobs who may try to surge across the alps in a frenzied search for more nougaty goodness. Our man on the ground, award-winning celebrity stalker Fithy Hack, caught up with some of the army of the undead and asked them what gives. This is a fragment from his last transmission inside the quarantine zone: Hack: Excuse me, can you tell me what it is your looking for? Zombie: Vell, it's very simple. We want direct...