Rants
Blather’s top tips to beat recession blues the easy way (patent pending)
The scene on the steps of the Count O'Blather's house, this morning (Reuters) It has reached the point...
Wayne Rooney declared stupidest man on Earth
‘Thicker than fossilized dino-dung’ says scientist No? Ok, he hasn’t been called anything of the sort really*. But,...
Nipplegate and Janet Jackson
The final word from guest writer Ian Nicoll. Now the FCC won't let me be or let me...
Gulf War 2: Daddy’s crusade
Blather productions is proud to announce the DVD release of last years' smash box office hit, Gulf War...
The 3rd World war: this time it’s ‘cos we can’t spell
It's the end of the world. No seriously, it is. From here on in, we will be positively...
Spanish Wanker (wank the first)
Seeing as google are trying to censor us, this is my contribution to turning Blather into a seeething...
The booze. The hangover. The horror.
I can't do this no more. I just can't. I quit my job yesterday and in a fit...