Blatherskyte Industries release ‘BeanFlickr2.0’: Quality Wankcasting For Free.
Do you spend your days twittering like an inane idiot in online chat clients? Are you having a...
There is a mutant in my kitchen
Ghosts, UFO's and angry ex-girlfriends. I've dealt with them all. But, nothing could have prepared me for *the...
Is it time to forgive George?
Big movie. Big match. Scousers go mental. Fan boys get all weak at the knees. "What are you...
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Internet
Heavy breathers, Jar-Jar haters, force-pedants and grown men running around with plastic, glow-in-the-dark swords. It can only mean...
BastardGate : the awful truth about Ireland’s single mothers
Last month's 'mutha' of all rows about single mothers led us to do some filthy hack work of...
Tighty Whities Terrorise Virginians
Stateside report from our man in New York, Alex DeJong At some point in time, we have all...
Wayne Rooney declared stupidest man on Earth
‘Thicker than fossilized dino-dung’ says scientist No? Ok, he hasn’t been called anything of the sort really*. But,...
The Blather/P45 guide to being a real woman
The Blather guide to being a real woman... Inspired by this thread on P45.... 1. Wear PVC cat-suits...