The Catholic Church’s Guide To Raping Kids Without Raping Them
(image by Leo Reynolds, used under a Creative Commons license) In light of the latest report into the...
Large Hadron Collider unleashes army of polite, chocolate-eating zombies
A mere two hours after the ignition of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Geneva, a giant...
Blather Labs presents the ‘Mong-O-Matic’ Time-Delayed Weed Dispenser
Ladies! Are you going on holiday? Are you regularly away on business? Are you worried that during your...
Tim Westwood Horrified To Discover He’s Actually White
(image by Eric Hamilton.) Unconfirmed rumours came across the Blather desk this morning that bad-boy BBC Radio DJ...
Bundles Ahern, Northern Rock and the Scourge of Puff Daddy’s Bling
An odd week here in the London branch of Blather Towers. As well as changing locations (from the...
Kate McCann declared ‘Haguido’
Portugese police stepped up their investigations into the disappearance of Maddie McCann this morning, in particular their continued...
Irishwoman Deafened By Ticking Of Her Own Biological Clock
(GALWAY) Long-term lonely-heart and five-times 'Bunny Boiler of the Year' award-winner Mairead O'Hoop claimed she was struck deaf...
Morrissey Finally Runs Out Of Things To Moan About
(LONDON) Slightly mishaven, tweed-wearing men the world over were aghast this Tuesday gone when Craven McMoneygrab, the newly...
So, your man is going to the World Cup, eh?
Are you a female blather reader? Is the man in your life about to abscond to watch the...
Marketing executive enters 14th hour of longest shit in recorded history
(LONDON) The fate of Fintan Lockhart, a 26-year-old marketing executive from East Croydon, hangs in the balance this...