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Holy Sh*t discovered in Jerusalem
Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today... Archaeologists made an astonishing announcement today, claiming that fragmentary samples of human...
Irish Prime Minister Bertie Stalked by Hairy Students
Hirsute stalkers are driving the Taoiseach spare! God, I love living in a democracy! I really do! I...
Nipplegate: Our Predictive Talents Need Sharpening
Blather almost predicts SuperBowl fiasco and nipples of mass descruction... fails miserably. Y'know, at Blather HQ, we really...
Spammers Find New Market in Female Surfers
Just when you hoped that penis-enlargement spams were on the wane, a whole new idea arrives... vaginal enlargement!...
Britney’s Breasts: Mysterious Breast Appears At Ireland’s Catholic Grottos
Thousands of pilgrims make now rushing way to grottos around Ireland. Moving statues, virgin marys - we're used...
Clontarf based Science Team Find ‘The Clitoris’
A team of elite adventurers, maverick scientists and fornicating bloggers have shocked the scientific community today with a...
Skeffington J. D’Arcy January 23rd 1901- November 4th 2003
Inventor of the steam-gramaphone, godfather of hippity-hoppity, and first man to conquer Howth Head and Bognor Regis in...
Meanwhile, over at Sky News..
The scene: A TV news studio in south London. Token Asian Presenter and Francis Tusa have just been...
Big Cat Thought To Be Celtic Tiger
Financial transactions found in the east coat area of Ireland were probably made the Celtic Tiger, the Central...
Mirror, Mirror… Muppa!
Blather.net made it into today's Irish Mirror, thanks to our 'Bertie and Ernie... Muppa!' Get yourself a Muppa!...