‘A very Eli Christmas’
Special Blather correspondent Elimare, regales us with a charming Christmas tale, inspired by the annual Xmas display in...
Irishman provokes outrage by throwing drowning fundamentalist a rope
(DUBLIN) Jojoba Witnesses were 'outraged' today when a passing Irishman threw a dirty rope to a drowning Jojoba...
Blather quotes 700 year old conversation. Entire planet goes mental.
(DUBLIN) Violent protests erupted in Dublin today when enraged Bloggers took to the streets to express their outrage...
Provisional IRA sue Real IRA for copyright infringement
BELFAST. Uproar in Northern Ireland as Republican activists rampage across the web, leaving a trail of spam, badly-spelt...
Blather Meets… Noam Chomsky
<!-- © Blather.net/Walsh--> Recently, Blather's academia correspondent, Johnny Mayonnaise, went to Massachusetts and unexpectedly encountered the world-famous Noam...
That Whole Father Pat Noise Phenomenon on Dublin’s O’Connell Bridge
© Blather.net/Walsh In which the Count O'Blather tells of his great friendship with the late Fr Pat...
Blather Wins Prestigious Blather Award
Despite the prolific downing of bottles, jeroboams and even buckets of alcoholic liquid, no-one approached the toilets; the...
Irish Priests rocked by allegations of not molesting children
Shock, dismay and outrage greeted today's announcement that members of the Irish clergy stand accused of keeping a...
The Hellfire Club Tunnels and Caves, West Wycombe
In yet another episode in a never-ending series, blather.net returns to the lair of the English Hellfire Club...
IRA announce massive redundancies
Outsourcing, globalisation and increased cost of knee-capping blamed by regional IRA commanders. 'A disaster for the whole fuckin'...