Current Affairs
You’re Knock Getting In Dressed Like That, Young Lady!
Dress code inspection at the new changing facilities, Knock, Co. Mayo, Ireland. In an attempt to crack down...
The Catholic Church’s Guide To Raping Kids Without Raping Them
(image by Leo Reynolds, used under a Creative Commons license) In light of the latest report into the...
Frank Ward Dies on Ostrich Farm
Who could have known that the story of Ireland's Taoiseach Bertie Ahern's solicitors Frank Ward & Co. threatening...
Shaky Admits All Crimes
Last night, at the water torture facility at Mosney, Sheikhin' Stevens admitted to all his foul crimes, including...
Blatherskyte Industries release ‘BeanFlickr2.0’: Quality Wankcasting For Free.
Do you spend your days twittering like an inane idiot in online chat clients? Are you having a...
Canada completes main human cull
A slight shift in perspective... from Blather.net, inverting the news since 1997... Canadian seals have called a halt...
The 3rd World war: this time it’s ‘cos we can’t spell
It's the end of the world. No seriously, it is. From here on in, we will be positively...
7 insane days… (In Valencia, Spain)
The following are, in no particular order of importance, some of the things I have seen over the...
Irish Prime Minister Bertie Stalked by Hairy Students
Hirsute stalkers are driving the Taoiseach spare! God, I love living in a democracy! I really do! I...
Meanwhile, over at Sky News..
The scene: A TV news studio in south London. Token Asian Presenter and Francis Tusa have just been...