Wretched fag hag desperate for company

Hideous, buck-toothed 'It' girl seeks gay men in their early twenties to sit around with in Cafe en Seine on Saturday nights and help me run up a monstrous debt on daddy's credit card. Must be interested in listening to hours of my vapid mindless twaddle, pointless inanities regarding my course in interior design and my hobbies of shopping, talking about myself, shopping, smoking, oh - and shopping. Bisexual or straight men need not apply, as I am currently recovering from a nasty vaginal infection after that time I fucked the entire Terenure rugby team in the back of a Saab and you as you have about as much chance of scoring with me as you have of seeing Fianna Fail run the country properly.

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