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Bundles Ahern, Northern Rock and the Scourge of Puff Daddy’s Bling
An odd week here in the London branch of Blather Towers. As well as changing locations (from the...
Kate McCann declared ‘Haguido’
Portugese police stepped up their investigations into the disappearance of Maddie McCann this morning, in particular their continued...
Irishwoman Deafened By Ticking Of Her Own Biological Clock
(GALWAY) Long-term lonely-heart and five-times 'Bunny Boiler of the Year' award-winner Mairead O'Hoop claimed she was struck deaf...
Shaky Admits All Crimes
Last night, at the water torture facility at Mosney, Sheikhin' Stevens admitted to all his foul crimes, including...
Entire Irish Nation Gathers On Beach To Futilely Shake Fists At Sellafield Nuclear Power Plant
(DUBLIN) The entire population of the Republic of Ireland are due to gather on Dollymount Strand, Clontarf this...
Morrissey Finally Runs Out Of Things To Moan About
(LONDON) Slightly mishaven, tweed-wearing men the world over were aghast this Tuesday gone when Craven McMoneygrab, the newly...
Taoist Problem Page
Do you need answers?! Here are letters taken from the problem pages of magazines. They were meant for...
Irishman provokes outrage by throwing drowning fundamentalist a rope
(DUBLIN) Jojoba Witnesses were 'outraged' today when a passing Irishman threw a dirty rope to a drowning Jojoba...
Blather quotes 700 year old conversation. Entire planet goes mental.
(DUBLIN) Violent protests erupted in Dublin today when enraged Bloggers took to the streets to express their outrage...
Provisional IRA sue Real IRA for copyright infringement
BELFAST. Uproar in Northern Ireland as Republican activists rampage across the web, leaving a trail of spam, badly-spelt...