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Blather Games Presents ‘Whore’
(image by Liquer Felix used under Creative Commons license) From the creators of the multi-billion dollar game franchise...
Large Hadron Collider unleashes army of polite, chocolate-eating zombies
A mere two hours after the ignition of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Geneva, a giant...
Blather Labs presents the ‘Mong-O-Matic’ Time-Delayed Weed Dispenser
Ladies! Are you going on holiday? Are you regularly away on business? Are you worried that during your...
The Top 10 Reasons To Vote NO To The Lisbon Treaty
Photo of Lisbon Treaty poster by Dave Walsh Can't decide which way to vote on the contentious Lisbon...
Tim Westwood Horrified To Discover He’s Actually White
(image by Eric Hamilton.) Unconfirmed rumours came across the Blather desk this morning that bad-boy BBC Radio DJ...
Snail Allegedly Prosecuted for Alleged Anti-Slimentologist Views
A snail has allegedly been scooped off the ground and arrested, allegedly, for allegedly expressing anti-Slimentologist views outside...
The Assassination of Noam Chomsky: Which Flying Saucer Acted Alone?
No doubt you remember where you were when you heard about the shocking and horrible events of February...
Frank Ward Dies on Ostrich Farm
Who could have known that the story of Ireland's Taoiseach Bertie Ahern's solicitors Frank Ward & Co. threatening...
The Right Honourable Jacqui Smith MP Drowns
It's not every day I read about someone in the news and the next thing they up and...
Deadly Skunk Floods London
Dramatic new evidence of the dangers of rogue jihadi animals emerged today as government scientists warned that a...